I don’t like wine. It is a form of paint stripper which is why people sip it rather than neck the lot. But I do appreciate this song because it is a song of love to alcohol.
It pretends not to be. It pretends […]
Don’t trust the news.
It is not always what it seems.
Its just there to confuse.
With other peoples dreams.
You see the world from your country’s point of view.
The news is just decided and there to […]
I don’t speak Spanish or French. I do not know what the lyrics mean. I do not care.
All I know is that these songs were written and sung for me by beautiful women who probably love me.
They show good taste. They […]
Your computer is watching you.
Each sentence you type is a record of what is going on in your mind.
It is kept in a secret database called “your thoughts”.
There are people who know more about you that you […]
When I was younger I thought that all of my problems were being caused by goblins. They would follow me, and each time I was doing well at something, they would put obstacles in my way to make sure that I did […]