Songs to play when you are drunk.

I don’t like wine. It is a form of paint stripper which is why people sip it rather than neck the lot. But I do appreciate this song because it is a song of love to alcohol.
It pretends not to be. It pretends that there is a woman involved. But if you are drunk you can see straight through this. The real message is “Drink and ye shall be happy”.

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The Irish. What a nation. You cant teach them anything about drinking. The next song is called I’m A Rambler, I’m A Gambler
There is a line in this song that says
“If you dont like me then leave me alone.”
This is exactly how I feel when I am drunk. I either want to be with people that I like or nobody, and Im happy either way.
An uptempo song that puts you in a good mood.

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People that drink tequilla are alcoholics. The only good thing about the drink is the salt and the lemon.
There is a period of being drunk where dancing becomes absolutely necessary. So you wander and stumble onto the sticky dancefloor and in your mind you make Fred Astair look like Boris Karloff.

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Dont trust the news

Don’t trust the news.
It is not always what it seems.
Its just there to confuse.
With other peoples dreams.

You see the world from your country’s point of view.
The news is just decided and there to brainwash you.

A war is someone else’s fault.
Because your country does not assault.

Patriotic propaganda.
Made up by the news commander.
While sits on his varanda.

The truth is buried in a lie.
To amplify and multiply.
Until you mind is not you’re own.
Your dreams are gone you are a clone.

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Two women who probably love me

I don’t speak Spanish or French. I do not know what the lyrics mean. I do not care.
All I know is that these songs were written and sung for me by beautiful women who probably love me.
They show good taste. They obviously enjoy the company of someone who is balding and ugly.

The first song is called  Quizás, Quizás, Quizás by Gaby Moreno
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps, she will meet me in the supermarket on a summers day.

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The second song I came across earlier today.
I did not care what the lyrics were or what they meant.
I only know she has a wonderful sweet voice.

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I hope you enjoy them as much as they love me.


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Do you know who you are?.


Your computer is watching you.
Each sentence you type is a record of what is going on in your mind.
It is kept in a secret database called “your thoughts”.
There are people who know more about you that you know yourself.
They know your next move.
Everytime you get an original thought it is underlined.
A new side to your character has emerged.
In the end even your original thoughts will be predicted,
and a new you can be created.

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When I was younger I thought that all of my problems were being caused by goblins. They would follow me, and each time I was doing well at something, they would put obstacles in my way to make sure that I did not succeed.

I thought that they were devious. They would hide from me and gain power from my failure.

I now realize that this is untrue.

I am actually being followed by invisible aliens. It is an invisible alien TV crew with invisible cameras. My whole life is a comedy program on an alien TV channel.

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